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Drunken Monkey Movie Review Series: Puppet Master V – The Final Chapter (1994)

In Movies, Neato, Random Rants, Rated, REVIEW, Reviews, Uncategorized by Peggy0 Comments

  After all the crap I’ve been watching lately, this better measure up to the first four or imma be pissed. In the American sense and the British one…and where the hell did I leave my damn glasses?? Welcome to the next installment in my Puppet Master series review. REMEMBER: I may reveal a spoiler or two because my editor …

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Another Wolf Cop Poster and Trailer Are Here!

In Coming Soon, Movies by Bub Smith0 Comments

Motherf#cking Wolf Cop is Back! Well, almost back. Here at SJP we are all pretty big fans of Lowell Dean’s masterpiece and since it’s announcement of a sequel we have been waiting like kids on Christmas Eve night.  Wolf Cop was a hilariously awesome time and features one of the best on screen werewolf transformations of all time. SPOILER ALERT: …

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JUSTICE LEAGUE: A Review

In Movies, Reviews by Matthew Pionk0 Comments

All Martha jokes aside and casting all worries of a tonally incoherent mess, Justice League delivers.  What exactly does it deliver? This is clearly a movie made for pre teens and a rabid fanbase that will be lost on any discerning film-goer. It is the cinematic pinnacle of big studio superhero movie bloat jammed to the two hour brim with …

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C. Courtney Joyner writes sequel to Jules Verne classic!

In News, Pretty Cool by Corey0 Comments

Any Full Moon fan will know the name C. Courtney Joyner. He scripted some of their coolest projects in the early 90’s like PUPPET MASTER III, DOCTOR MORDRID, and TRANCERS III. If that wasn’t enough, he wrote and directed the H.P. Lovecraft adaptation THE LURKING FEAR for them as well. His resume is quite impressive and extends much further than …

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MOVIE REVIEW: HAZE (2016)

In Movies, Reviews by Corey0 Comments

I never went to college so I can’t claim to know if the events depicted in the film HAZE were realistic or not. I never wanted to go to a big university and a big reason for that decision (besides money) was the fraternity scene. Much of my disdain for the ‘frat boys’ I’m sure was partially due to stereotype …

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Top 5 Scariest Horror Movies of All Time Revealed

In Movies, Reviews by Michael Cieslak0 Comments

While Halloween is the perfect time to curl up on the couch with the lights down low and enjoy a horror movie fest with friends, true horror fans will take any excuse to make popcorn, grab some cocoa and be scared for a while. Of course, there are scary movies, then there are scary horror movies. The trick is to …

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MOVIE REVIEW: Blood Money

In Movies, Reviews by David Grimes0 Comments

Every time there is a new a new John Cusack movie, I feel it should be celebrated. For the life of me, I can’t figure out why his career seems to go up and down in Hollywood. He started out in those Brat Pack movies, holding up boom boxes outside girls windows, to being a hitman at his high school …

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MOVIE REVIEW: NEVER HERE

In Movies, Reviews by Corey0 Comments

Miranda (Mireille Enos) is in the midst of showing off her latest art exhibit. While it may be a huge success to the people who are viewing her art, her subject isn’t exactly enthusiastic. In this particular exhibit, she tells the life story of a man she only knows through a found cell phone. She’s in an interesting relationship with …