Do you have strong opinions on subjects that most people don’t give a damn about? Do you ever yearn for a chance to type these thoughts down and have them read by thousands of people? Are you able to string together words without using to many racial slurs? If you answered yes to any of these then do I got a job for you: Writing on Slack Jaw Punks!

Well I use the term “job” loosely. We aren’t gonna pay you with money, but we can offer you advance screeners to movies, press passes to conventions and film festivals, free DVDs and comic books! Now I know what your saying; Where do I sign up? If you are interested in this once in a lifetime opportunity then go ahead and send your contact info and any writing examples (both published or not. We aren’t picky) to Thanks and remember we love you….