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Trailer: Summer of Blood

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I haven’t been excited for a horror comedy for quite sometime. I think the last one was Shaun of the Dead. After watching this trailer I’ve come up with my own description of this movie…George Costanza becomes a vampire. I was able to watch not only the trailer for this movie, but also the opening scene. It reminded me some what of my life, just exchange the girl with nobody. Sometimes I actually tell the waitress I’m expecting someone and pretend to get stood up. After she takes pity on me I order two meals, eat them both, and then my plan takes action. I sob a little and ask her if I can have a minute. That’s when I take off out of the restaurant like a bat out of hell with a pocket full of bread on a good day, but sometimes I’ll settle for condiments. Hey someone has to take these big corporations for all their worth. That’s right I’m taking down the man.  Alright enough of my sad life and back to the movie. Summer of blood looks funny as hell and lucky for you we don’t have to wait too long. Summer of Blood is yet another reason for me to live out my Hasselhoff fantasy, put on my red swimsuit, and masturbate furiously to Pamela Anderson. Pamela Anderson before Hep C of course. Throw this baby on Jake Watch 2014. Summer of blood hits theatres and VOD October 17th, 2014.

Synopsis: Misanthropic and immature Eric faces a premature mid-life crisis after his girlfriend leaves him. With no career and even less charisma in bed, it seems like this loveable loser is beyond hope, until one fateful summer night when a vampire bites him in a Brooklyn alleyway. The next day, Eric finds his confidence invigorated and his stomach in excruciating pain that can only be cured by one thing…blood. [Synopsis courtesy of Tribeca Film Festival]