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Makin’ Bacon: Hollow Man(2000)

What do you find at the intersection of a peak 90s CGI, a star-studded cast, and a plot that presents a believable science to reach invisibility? Mostly looked over by cinema aficionados, thanks in no part to a completely bogus Rotten Tomato score of 27%, 2000’s Hollow Man is a 51:22 thrill ride that should be on every serious movie …

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Silent Night Deadly Night Series Review: Part 5

And here we are. Finally. I can’t say I will rest easy when I post this as I imagine I’ll be having Christmas nightmares for weeks to come. Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker wraps up this series with a story about a toy maker and his penchant for killer toys. Joe Petto and his son, Pino, run …

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Series Review: Part 4 – Initiation

*weeps into my Cheerios* Why? Whhhyyyyyyyyyy? Day four brings us Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4, a film which has ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CONNECTION TO THE FIRST THREE SAVE FOR A QUICK CLIP FROM #3 WHILE A CHARACTER WATCHES TV. Fucking weak. Basically the fourth movie in the series is all about girl power, witchcraft, and how useless men are …

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Series Review: Part 3

Once more into the breach…oh, gods. Help me. Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out (really?) at least begins with an interesting premise. Dr. Newbury is performing a dream study with a blind woman, Laura. May not seem all that unusual but here’s the twist – she’s psychic and the doc wants to see if she can link up …

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Series Review – Part 2

Remember how I said Part One of this series had lazy writing? Well forget that. I’m pretty sure the creative geniuses for this movie took longer to finish up their post coffee morning dump than to write this screenplay. Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 begins with Ricky, the younger brother of the serial killer Santa from the first film. He’s in …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Reviews – Shut In (2016)

The trailer people totally fooled me on this movie and I’m super annoyed. It’s teased as some kind of supernatural horror story but it’s totally not and fuck those guys for playing me. (Reminder: SPOILERS are possible here as my internal editor is allergic to tequila and is looking for his Epi pen right now) Shut In is about Mary …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Reviews – #Horror (2015)

Welcome to the inaugural Drunken Monkey Movie Reviews column. As this is its maiden voyage, I can’t be certain the format will remain written. Just looking at transposing my notes, I dread the task ahead of me as this is gonna take a while. So I might switch it up to a short podcast review like I’ve done for another …

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Interview!!: Nick Seluk of The Awkward Yeti Comics

All right lets get into an interview from Motor City Comic Con, I know it’s late but we have been cranking out lots of content! So here is Pipers great interview of Nick Seluk from:The Awkward Yeti Log: Piper: P N: Nick P: Hey Comics R Kewel Fans, This is Will at Motor City Comic Con and I’m standing here …

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Short Film: Neil Gibson Twisted Dark Ahead Of London Super Comic Con

I’m at a loss for words right now, Neil Gibson is the brilliant writer of the critically acclaimed book called Twisted Dark! We met this guy at C2E2 and legitimately let me borrow…yes BORROW volume one to read the first 2 stories and see what I thought and…stay tuned. Now, we just received in the mail their new short film …

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Board Game Review EP. 1: Little Drop of Poison

Hello everyone! Welcome to our first annual Board Game Review show, this will hopefully be a small monthly series that will include myself and other people around the SlackJawPunks site all sitting around Playing and Reviewing Board Games! First up we have a game called Little Drop of Poison from Baksha Games! It just met it’s goal for Kickstarter! Go …

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Card Game Kickstarter: Little Drop of Poison by Baksha Games

Hey everyone! So I’ve got a neat little thing thats going on currently and it arrived from a friend a contact of mine from Gorilla Board Games, who contacted me to review and mention a Kickstarter for a sister company known as Baksha Games! It’s called Little Drops of Poison, a awesome little game about killing weasels and rats! Check …

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New Pop Vinyl Preview Release: RELEASE THE RANCOR!

So everyone I’m addicted to Pop Vinyls, absolutely love them…if Comics and Pop Vinyls weren’t my addiction I’d probably be on drugs, but I’m not. Anyway, theres a new Pop Vinyl coming out that is sweet and awesome all rolled into one little ball! FREAKING RANCOR THREE PACK! It comes with Luke, and Oola and of course THE FREAKING RANCOR! Yeah …

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Awesome News: Local Livonia Woman is selling a Custom Batmobile Nitro!

Do you hate when boyfriends cheat? What you say you’re a guy reading this and you have a girlfriend? Oh, but you’ve been cheated on right? Yes? Okay then same difference. Anyway, recently we have discovered a rare glimpse into the land of where Slack Jaw Punks has originated, turns out there’s a custom Nitro car that could be right …

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Turkish Star Wars (1982) Movie Review

For those of you who may not know, I write movie/book reviews for several websites so I’ve been privy to many, many, MANY terrible works out there. But one day, as I discussed movies with my friend, Lana, she told me about this little slice of awfulness that I could in no way pass up viewing. And so I present you …

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A Con Review: Midwest Media Expo 2015

It’s Iron Squid and I’m ready to take a look at a cons second year all the way from Detroit, Michigan…the sister con to the legendary Youmacon: Midwest Media Expo! Where all types of media guests and characters come and join in the fun in…media stuff! Are we ready to dive into this convention? Was it worth it? I’ll let …

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Urban Trial Freestyle Review: Where Flash Trumps Substance

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