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Drunken Monkey Movie Review Series: Puppet Master V – The Final Chapter (1994)

In Movies, Neato, Random Rants, Rated, REVIEW, Reviews, Uncategorized by Peggy0 Comments

  After all the crap I’ve been watching lately, this better measure up to the first four or imma be pissed. In the American sense and the British one…and where the hell did I leave my damn glasses?? Welcome to the next installment in my Puppet Master series review. REMEMBER: I may reveal a spoiler or two because my editor …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Review Series – Puppet Master IV: The Demon (1993)

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All righty. Here we are with Part IV. I couldn’t remember if I saw this one until Gordon Currie’s character showed up. But even then I didn’t remember the big demon guy watching over everything. Which tells you something about him…despite the ridiculous rubber suit, he’s pretty forgettable. Anyway, let’s get into it! REMINDER: I may reveal spoilers since my editor …

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Drunken Monkey Series Review Part 3: Puppet Master III Toulon’s Revenge (1991)

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Woohoo! I am buzzed and ready for the third installment. Let’s do this! Reminder: my editor is currently on an S&M cruise in the Bermuda Triangle so I might let a spoiler or two slip free. We begin Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge in 1941. Toulon’s puppet show is in full swing, complete with satire and poking fun at Hitler …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Series Review: Puppet Master, Puppet Master II (1990)

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Okay. I’m really really buzzed right now since I was in control of making my own drinks tonight. Nothing like being unsupervised and completely ignorant of how to cocktail properly, amiright? Three drinks later… As usual, I’m warning you that I might divulge some spoilers as my internal editor is sleeping off a 3-day bender in Tijuana. The aptly named …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Review – PUPPET MASTER SERIES

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All righty, folks. I’ve got another film franchise review for you. This time around I’ll be reviewing all 11 Puppet Master films. It will include the Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys which, technically, isn’t really part of the timeline but was thrown in somewhere in the middle. So…you’re welcome. Wasn’t someone supposed to stop me from doing this franchise review …

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Series Review: Part 4 – Initiation

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*weeps into my Cheerios* Why? Whhhyyyyyyyyyy? Day four brings us Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4, a film which has ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CONNECTION TO THE FIRST THREE SAVE FOR A QUICK CLIP FROM #3 WHILE A CHARACTER WATCHES TV. Fucking weak. Basically the fourth movie in the series is all about girl power, witchcraft, and how useless men are …