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Drunken Monkey Movie Series Review: Puppet Master, Puppet Master II (1990)

Okay. I’m really really buzzed right now since I was in control of making my own drinks tonight. Nothing like being unsupervised and completely ignorant of how to cocktail properly, amiright? Three drinks later… As usual, I’m warning you that I might divulge some spoilers as my internal editor is sleeping off a 3-day bender in Tijuana. The aptly named …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Review – PUPPET MASTER SERIES

All righty, folks. I’ve got another film franchise review for you. This time around I’ll be reviewing all 11 Puppet Master films. It will include the Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys which, technically, isn’t really part of the timeline but was thrown in somewhere in the middle. So…you’re welcome. Wasn’t someone supposed to stop me from doing this franchise review …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Review – Get Out (2017)

All righty. I’m gonna say something controversial, I think. And it’s a bit of a spoiler for this review. I didn’t like this movie. I went in with high hopes. I loved the trailers. Other people loved it. Surely I wasn’t wrong in expecting greatness. Yeah… Before I get into it, remember that I’m drunk and I may reveal a …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Review – Split (2017)

You know, for my drunken reviews I feel that I’m only talking about total shit and not any movies I’ve actually enjoyed. I’ve only been giving out hangover ratings. No one has earned any margaritas yet. Why am I such an angry monkey? Since I just watched a film in the theater that was pretty awesome, I figured I’d get …

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Silent Night Deadly Night Series Review: Part 5

And here we are. Finally. I can’t say I will rest easy when I post this as I imagine I’ll be having Christmas nightmares for weeks to come. Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker wraps up this series with a story about a toy maker and his penchant for killer toys. Joe Petto and his son, Pino, run …

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Series Review: Part 4 – Initiation

*weeps into my Cheerios* Why? Whhhyyyyyyyyyy? Day four brings us Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4, a film which has ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CONNECTION TO THE FIRST THREE SAVE FOR A QUICK CLIP FROM #3 WHILE A CHARACTER WATCHES TV. Fucking weak. Basically the fourth movie in the series is all about girl power, witchcraft, and how useless men are …

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Series Review: Part 3

Once more into the breach…oh, gods. Help me. Silent Night, Deadly Night 3: Better Watch Out (really?) at least begins with an interesting premise. Dr. Newbury is performing a dream study with a blind woman, Laura. May not seem all that unusual but here’s the twist – she’s psychic and the doc wants to see if she can link up …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Review – Scream, Pretty Peggy (1973)

While scrolling through the YouTubes to find some cult horror films, I came across this little gem. Apparently it was a made for TV movie so don’t expect a lot of gore or foul language or, as it turns out, originality. But the title alone… How could I NOT review this? Huh? Amitrite? Hello, McFly? (cool logo over there on …

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Urban Trial Freestyle Review: Where Flash Trumps Substance

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