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MOVIE REVIEW: Ferdinand

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For the longest time I have had 2 steadfast rules here on Slack Jaw Punks: No politics (Unless you’re making fun of Cheeto Hitler! The guy has a spray tan! How can we NOT make fun of him!?!?) and no kid stuff. Both seemed super messy and are an elements I just didn’t want to deal with. Like all great …

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Drunken Monkey(TM) Movie Review Series: Puppet Master VI-Curse of the Puppet Master (1998)

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I was out earlier celebrating a friend’s birthday and two martinis later, I’m so ready for another Drunken Monkey (TM) movie review it’s not even funny. I don’t know what that’s supposed to mean but let’s just roll with it. REMINDER: Spoilers are possible as I’m drunk and my editor is off playing house with the hot new divorcee down …

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MOVIE REVIEW: BULLET HEAD (2017)

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Three career criminals (Adrien Brody, Rory Culkin, and John Malkovich) have just pulled off a major heist. Things have sort of gone south and they need to get out of sight. They have a bit of an accident with their car but it’s off the beaten path and there is a huge warehouse they can seek safety in. Despite having …

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MOVIE REVIEW: A Very Bad Idea Gone Wrong

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If you dig a movie that has a normal guy that’s hung up about his ex that finds his way out of it with a heist with his equally normal dude vibe buddy, you are going to like the movie, “A Bad Idea Gone Wrong”, from Red Entertainment. There could be some spoilers ahead in this quick review of “A …

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MOVIE REVIEW: THE VILLAINESS

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Sook-Hee (Kim Ok-vin) has spent much of her life in training. The elite school she attended trained her to be the most lethal assassin anyone has ever known. The girls who are trained there are taught to be stealth and to kill without mercy. She is brought there as a young child after witnessing the murder of her father. Being …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Review Series: Puppet Master V – The Final Chapter (1994)

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  After all the crap I’ve been watching lately, this better measure up to the first four or imma be pissed. In the American sense and the British one…and where the hell did I leave my damn glasses?? Welcome to the next installment in my Puppet Master series review. REMEMBER: I may reveal a spoiler or two because my editor …

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JUSTICE LEAGUE: A Review

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All Martha jokes aside and casting all worries of a tonally incoherent mess, Justice League delivers.  What exactly does it deliver? This is clearly a movie made for pre teens and a rabid fanbase that will be lost on any discerning film-goer. It is the cinematic pinnacle of big studio superhero movie bloat jammed to the two hour brim with …

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MOVIE REVIEW: HAZE (2016)

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I never went to college so I can’t claim to know if the events depicted in the film HAZE were realistic or not. I never wanted to go to a big university and a big reason for that decision (besides money) was the fraternity scene. Much of my disdain for the ‘frat boys’ I’m sure was partially due to stereotype …