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What Did I Just Watch Ep12: Journey to the West

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how humor can sometimes overcome mediocrity, the differences between an important cultural document and a silly comedy, and the many other wonderful works of Stephen Chow who some the panel thought was dead. PLOT: Tang Sanzang, an aspiring Buddhist hero tries to protect a village from three demons. He develops complex feelings for Miss Duan, the …

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What Did I Just Watch Ep11: Gigli

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss what makes this one of the worst Ben Affleck movies movies ever made, though mostly we just argue about how to pronounce the name. PLOT: The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a mentally challenged man came to be best friends through a hostage. THIS PODCAST …

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What Did I Just Watch Ep9: Eraserhead

Martin, Paul, Charlie, and Chris discuss the various stories behind a gross baby puppet, how a movie so filled with everything can be about nothing, and why a pretentious movie isn’t nearly as bad as the pretentious fans. THIS PODCAST AND ALL SJP PODCASTS ARE SPONSORED BY DETROIT BEARD COLLECTIVE AND DEAD WORLD ZOMBIE SODA! Please follow and like us:

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What Did I Just Watch Ep8: Battle Royale 2

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss the many facets of terrorism, why 9/11 shouldn’t be used as a Japanese plot device, and the reasons that a child shouldn’t take over a dead parent’s legacy. PLOT: Teenagers are shackled together in pairs and sent on a violent mission to kill a terrorist leader (Tatsuya Fujiwara) and his followers. THIS PODCAST AND ALL SJP …

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What Did I Just Watch Ep6: The Woman In the Car with Glasses and a Gun

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how a Thriller needs to be thrilling in order to be a Thriller, why the color of a woman’s hair isn’t enough to make a bad movie bearable to watch, and how a movie about a lady in a car with glasses and a gun should probably have found the gun a bit sooner.   …

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What Did I Just Watch Ep5: Where the Dead Go To Die

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss a completely CGI movie written, directed, and produced by a man who freely admitted that he was eating pot cookies the whole time. Recommended by @TASpod on Twitter PLOT: Troubled children from the same block are haunted by a talking dog who brings them on rides between dimensions. THIS PODCAST AND ALL SJP PODCASTS ARE SPONSORED BY …

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What Did I Just Watch Ep4: Vampire Academy

Martin, Paul, and Charlie discuss how world building can backfire, why the plots to the best young adult stories don’t focus on teenage drama, how all the vampire rules got thrown out the window. PLOT: Rose Hathaway is a Dhampir, half human-half vampire, a guardian of the Moroi, peaceful, mortal vampires living discreetly within our world. Her calling is to protect …

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What Did I Just Watch Ep3: Sunspring

Martin, Paul, and Charlie talk about a movie written by a computer. Spoiler Alert: Charlie and Paul think that Skynet makes crappy movies. PLOT: Sunspring is a 2016 experimental science fiction short film entirely written by an artificial intelligence bot using neural networks. It narrates the story of three people – H (Middleditch), H2 (Grey), and C (Ker) – set in a …

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What Did I Just Watch Ep2: Bad Milo

Martin, Charlie, and Danny discuss how the first ten minutes to a movie is REALLY important, how Ken Marino movies would be better as Nathan Fillion movies, and how butt monsters can be strangely charming. THIS PODCAST AND ALL SJP PODCASTS ARE SPONSORED BY DETROIT BEARD COLLECTIVE AND DEAD WORLD ZOMBIE SODA! Please follow and like us:

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What Did I Just Watch Ep1: Layla

Martin, Paul, Charlie, and Chris review the short film by @JumpCutUK on Twitter. We asked them nicely if they were ABSOLUTELY SURE this is what they wanted. They said yes. As far as we’re concerned, what happens in this episode is on them. THIS PODCAST AND ALL SJP PODCASTS ARE SPONSORED BY THE DETROIT BEARD COLLECTIVE AND DEAD WORLD ZOMBIE …