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Drunken Monkey Series Review Part 3: Puppet Master III Toulon’s Revenge (1991)

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Woohoo! I am buzzed and ready for the third installment. Let’s do this! Reminder: my editor is currently on an S&M cruise in the Bermuda Triangle so I might let a spoiler or two slip free. We begin Puppet Master III: Toulon’s Revenge in 1941. Toulon’s puppet show is in full swing, complete with satire and poking fun at Hitler …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Series Review: Puppet Master, Puppet Master II (1990)

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Okay. I’m really really buzzed right now since I was in control of making my own drinks tonight. Nothing like being unsupervised and completely ignorant of how to cocktail properly, amiright? Three drinks later… As usual, I’m warning you that I might divulge some spoilers as my internal editor is sleeping off a 3-day bender in Tijuana. The aptly named …

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Drunken Monkey Movie Review – PUPPET MASTER SERIES

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All righty, folks. I’ve got another film franchise review for you. This time around I’ll be reviewing all 11 Puppet Master films. It will include the Puppet Master vs. Demonic Toys which, technically, isn’t really part of the timeline but was thrown in somewhere in the middle. So…you’re welcome. Wasn’t someone supposed to stop me from doing this franchise review …

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Love Gone Wrong

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Ah, Valentine’s Day. That time of year when love is in the air, Cupid is flittering about with his quiver of arrows, and people in general are swept up in the Hallmark™ hysteria involving candy, flowers, jewelry, and a whole lotta ‘bow-chicka-bow-wow’. I’m not here to talk about that kinda love. I’m here to shed some light on that lesser …

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Series Review: Part 4 – Initiation

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*weeps into my Cheerios* Why? Whhhyyyyyyyyyy? Day four brings us Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4, a film which has ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CONNECTION TO THE FIRST THREE SAVE FOR A QUICK CLIP FROM #3 WHILE A CHARACTER WATCHES TV. Fucking weak. Basically the fourth movie in the series is all about girl power, witchcraft, and how useless men are …

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Series Review – Part 2

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Remember how I said Part One of this series had lazy writing? Well forget that. I’m pretty sure the creative geniuses for this movie took longer to finish up their post coffee morning dump than to write this screenplay. Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 begins with Ricky, the younger brother of the serial killer Santa from the first film. He’s in …