Author: Peggy

Drunken Monkey Movie Review – Get Out (2017)

All righty. I’m gonna say something controversial, I think. And it’s a bit of a spoiler for this review. I didn’t like this movie. I went in with high hopes. I loved the trailers. Other people loved it. Surely I wasn’t wrong in expecting greatness. Yeah… Before I get into it, remember that I’m drunk and I may reveal a spoiler or two since my internal editor is currently trapped in the basement, bound to a high-backed chair with a ball gag shoved in his mouth. Chris Washington, a black man, has plans to go home with Rose Armitage,...

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Love Gone Wrong

Ah, Valentine’s Day. That time of year when love is in the air, Cupid is flittering about with his quiver of arrows, and people in general are swept up in the Hallmark™ hysteria involving candy, flowers, jewelry, and a whole lotta ‘bow-chicka-bow-wow’. I’m not here to talk about that kinda love. I’m here to shed some light on that lesser known side of Valentine’s Day – obsession, stalking, jealousy, possible illegal couplings, and death. Yep, I mean Love Gone Wrong. I’ve come up with a list of ten flicks that capture these elements in all their dark and twisted...

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Drunken Monkey Movie Review – Split (2017)

You know, for my drunken reviews I feel that I’m only talking about total shit and not any movies I’ve actually enjoyed. I’ve only been giving out hangover ratings. No one has earned any margaritas yet. Why am I such an angry monkey? Since I just watched a film in the theater that was pretty awesome, I figured I’d get drunk tonight, throw on some YouTube beauty videos in the background, and ramble about the movie. In a good way! That and get Annie’s Cheddar Squares crumbs all over my laptop. Fuck off, I don’t need a napkin. Or...

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Silent Night Deadly Night Series Review: Part 5

And here we are. Finally. I can’t say I will rest easy when I post this as I imagine I’ll be having Christmas nightmares for weeks to come. Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker wraps up this series with a story about a toy maker and his penchant for killer toys. Joe Petto and his son, Pino, run Petto’s Toy Shop in town. His name is Joe Petto. I’m not sure if you caught that. JOE PETTO is the toy maker. Are you. Fucking. Kidding me? Pino is the kid. PINO. Have you picked up on the...

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Silent Night, Deadly Night Series Review: Part 4 – Initiation

*weeps into my Cheerios* Why? Whhhyyyyyyyyyy? Day four brings us Initiation: Silent Night Deadly Night 4, a film which has ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING CONNECTION TO THE FIRST THREE SAVE FOR A QUICK CLIP FROM #3 WHILE A CHARACTER WATCHES TV. Fucking weak. Basically the fourth movie in the series is all about girl power, witchcraft, and how useless men are except to be parasites to the goddess within all women. Fucking weak. Well, at least the writers didn’t make them Satan worshippers. That’s something. Not much but it’s something. Let’s break down the plot. Kim works at a newspaper...

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